Show Up Drunk!

One thing I never did was show up to do my radio show drunk.  I have come across a couple of people who did.  It happened at this radio station where I was doing the evening shift.  It was Friday Night.  My relief showed up.  Her name was Deana.  She was wearing what looked like a bamboo skirt.  She began to undress, and got into something more comfortable.  She was modest when she changed clothes.  When she talked on the air I could tell she was drunk.  By the way its against the FCC rules to operate a radio station drunk.  She turned to me and stated what would really be great at that moment was some sex.  Now here's the perfect example of the devil on one shoulder, and an Angel on the other.  What was this jock going to do?  I mean no one was around.  No one would know.  Well I went into the production room, and called the Program Director.  She was there in a flash, and sent the girl home.  She was fired the next Monday.  When I came into do my show later that afternoon, I was greeted by the PD and GM who told me I did the right thing.  I felt pretty good about that.  However the next Friday Night there was no more big breasted blonde there.